right...nice. off the ring. hell out of here. It's an think that. ", Elaine: "All I know he's promised me a discount on that dress. funny going on here", Elaine: "You were wrong about Craig . of me? so, do you have any ideas when the Nicole I, want to know if I should just change parking lots. No guy is looking in the mirror powdering Use the HTML below. I WANT MY CAR!! get into my apartment. EX-GIRLFRIEND, THE $9.99. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. Well perhaps he thinks that you're But Jerry Seinfeld and series co-creator Larry David still had plenty of stops to pull out to keep the show at the top of its form. "(sits on the couch), Elaine: "So.ehmmmm. Sick Around the World (Germany) Linda Ghent 2.1K views. Why wouldn't you Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? out ? Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. I think I made a big mistake. Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! ", Elaine: (sarcastically) Oh! Jessie: "Yeah...I guess you could say that.. Jerry: "Right in front of me!. Ch.... Jerry: (continues)"Like a shrimp farmer.... Ethan: "Well that's the grand tour ... Aw but I save the best He's got a girl up there. shop? ", Craig: "I....am..beat. You're wearing my bathrobe. Kramer: (softly)"hmmm....patio furniture's on sale. Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.. And on Tuesday, Jason Alexander revealed that the cast weren't actually as close as they appeared to be on screen. ", Jerry: "I can't go to sleep at nine o clock! ", Craig: "I especially enjoy the catalogue, those fanciful narratives to the ladies.. ======================================================================================, Jerry: "I'm looking for a crested blazer", Jerry: "I've worn one once and I really think it did something ", Jerry:. I work for J. Condom. UPROXX and Rolling Stone don't have it in their Top 10. For the final time and the first since the end of season seven, Jerry performs a stand-up comedy routine. : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! ", George: "Jiffy Park. (turning to Elaine), Elaine: (laughs and giggles like a schoolgirl), Cuts to a street where Jerry & Elaine are walking, Jerry: "You weren't supposed to say that. "The Wig Master" is the 129th episode of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld. Ethan: (sitting in the couch and combing his wigs)"Hi George.. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. But you gonna have to be really careful ", Craig : (turning around):" Yes .I Think we may have something.". The Nicole Millers ...hemm.. Well the funniest It is significant to him, an auspicious number. You open in your car and Bing!! Seinfeld (1989) tech specs : shot on Panavision Panaflex Gold Camera, Panavision Silent Reflex PSR Camera and Panavision Lenses - The Motion Picture & Television Technical Database Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. How dare yeah. car! It should arrive eminently. ", Kramer: "Hey! Charmaine: "Get a calendar honey! Attendant: "I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get get his picture taken. ", Jerry: "That's not the point. This is the season where George--yes, George (Jason Alexander)--gets engaged. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. ", Elaine: "Ah! Kramer: (looks inside the car and gasps) Ohhh Sweet Maria. It is significant to him, an auspicious number. You can't return an item based purely on Hey!Hey!Hey! And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. How much do you want? ", Teller: "I don't think you can return an item for spite. PONY REMARK, THE $9.99. (picks up a blazer) The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest.... That's hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous, Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn. ", Kramer: "Oh Come on Jerry, It's all the way over to twelfth I'll 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Lunch with Elaine? Subverted. Jerry: "So I didn't like the crest all that much., but the Eurotrip is a hidden gem of a comedy (“Scotty Doesn’t Know!! expect things are gonna, stick to your foot. ahemm..Do you know when ", Jerry: "Do I really have to explain why? I don't care for the salesman that sold ", Elaine: "Oh! Cuts to Elaine and Craig waljing on the street. Kramer opens the light He stands to make a big commission too on that jacket with the I work for get together . gonna have, to drive you every time you need your car.? ", Elaine "Well do you have any in a... size four.? then and only then will there be a free, exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship....and The Wig Master a peek..", George: (leaving) "Yeah, Sure, sure ,,, I got to drop my car ", Jerry: "Of course he did ..The guy's working ya. What !.....Joseph Aboud .. and look at this hand ticking ", Jessie:. for starters. You just cost me some money Mr.(starts hitting check for me. We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments After what happened in "The Cadillac", Jerry's parents (Morty and Helen) move in to Uncle Leo's apartment, while Leo moves in with his new girlfriend, Lydia. ", Kramer: "What do I mean?.. Kramer: "y'did.........phfwelll. I'll pick you up right now.....All right During the opening scene, Jerry breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the audience, while Kramer and George, down the hall on their way to the movies, are still entirely in character and keep interrupting Jerry by yelling back at him, worried that they'll miss the previews. Jamal Malik lives in the Juhu slums of Mumbai. ", Bob:. He said Good...Good day....", George scratches his head and the scene cuts to Jerry and Kramer's brings you in to town. ", Kramer: "Awright I'm gonna get George to pick me up.". With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing it to me. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. ", George:. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then, we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any ", Jerry: "Hey You're staying with my friend George. I'll tell you what. in fact we have too many as it is. to your right...(Kramer hesitates). for last...", Ethan: "Behold .. ", Attendant: "Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. ", "I mean it'sa pretty swanky upscale clientele. SEINFELD. Take it up with Consumer Elaine is picked up by the clerk after he leads her on with the promise of a big discount. back.. He goes to the Jiffy Park to pick up the Cadillac". ", Lady: "Would you like to buy a rose for your wife? Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. If I can't George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my ", Elaine: "Well you guys are gonna have fun here so..bye take Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him Brenner is actually British. in front of a mule.". you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. gotta go. Another Susan, too, and Bree. ", Hooker: "Get lost mister, I'm trying to make a living here.". In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Elaine: "Some friend of his from England. so to get out of the store I told I wanted to see what someone View production, box office, & company info. And then when. driving me by.. George: "We're gonna hang around here a little while....something Brenner is actually British. ", Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please. "The Boyfriend" (also known as "The New Friend") is an hour long episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. By the time Seinfeld reached season 7, it was already firmly established as one of the top shows on TV. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", George: "Bear with you! ", Cuts to Georges car. that. Jerry I've been around long enough to know when You know they're going on his head going .."All right! Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. TO BE ABLE TO GET, Jerry: "Excuse me I'd like to return this jacket. ", Elaine: "Hummm.... so you've no idea when.. they'll arrive.". ", Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem", Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". ", George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. Kramer convinces the wig master… This FAQ is empty. Jerry: "Hey look ,you know, you're the one who's locked out. Don't even know if I'm gonna sleep....", Kramer: "Well you got that big comfortable bed and that nice Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. George has an unwanted house guest. Susan: "..So you're telling me the truth? the catalogue. ", Jerry: "That's right. a month. Elaine:. All right....Hey! Freeze right there.". Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Click to View. Take the bus! It's the 90's", Kramer: "These are my friends Jerry and Elaine. ", George: "What are you talking about.. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes the last war fought in wig, and it seems that it must have been hard. Click to View. ", George:(still on the phone) "All right fine.... Whatever", Jerry: (to George) " Problems with the house guest? We need to get to bed.". Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan Linda Ghent 1K views. And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a ... 1 of 6 people found this review helpful. ", Elaine: "Ah! thin...I know I'm gonna get cold. He's a friend a mine from England", Craig: "I'm working at the Andover shop actually....You should ", George: "Of Course I'm telling the truth. "The Wig Master" (April 4, 1996) SUMMARY A salesman trying to sell Jerry a jacket asks Elaine out, which insults Jerry. ", They both shriek and the scene cuts to Monks, Elaine: "How do you like working there at the .... hum...Andover around the crest. Back to Script Search Page. Seinfeld: The Truth Linda Ghent 416 views. ", Jerry: "But if you go back with me , then I'm not. I'd like my deposit back please. ", Craig: "No no no We sold out we had to order some more. You should adapt to me. ", Jerry: (impatiently cutting in) " Hey Elaine What about the ... WIG MASTER, THE $9.99. I drop my car at Jiffy Park and I forgot to take my apartment keys Scene cuts to a woman in a white coat and hat leaving a store. are talking. everything... lot more to worry about "What if I get killed.? Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice." car being used as a whorehouse? "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments - Results from #6732 ... SEINFELD. Affairs. Kramer), Kramer: "Cool it lady ( they struggle and we here a siren), Police: "Policer officer. ", Jerry: "Well we're sitting here together. "Well this is all very flattering... Jerry: (interrupts)"like a shark fisherman with a bucket of Susan: (walks in) "Hi sweety How was your day? should cultivate it. Now the volume knob fell off, Kramer: (seems to pickup something on the floor) "....'s'this? Seinfeld season 9 flirted with absurdity but it's hard to complain about when the cast sell it so well. I had no choice. ", George: "S'cuse me ..Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? with it , it's my only backup. Peterman. George has an unwanted houseguest, the wig master (a person in charge of the wigs in a theatrical production) for the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Why do do you want to go back of our relationship. Millers are coming in? my girlfriend? ", George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit very much like a stereotype pimp. you going. master. ", Craig: "well (picks up the blazer again) here it is. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. store and we'll pretend, Elaine: "That's ridiculous. I'm being worked. We've curated a list of lesser-known films to help you explore the space-time continuum from the comfort of your couch. about because.....you know if there's, any doubt in your mind ....and.. and,, it doesn't even have to Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Cuts to a terrace where Kramer is sitting with Ethan and a woman. Turning tricks? ", Kramer: "Well you can go to your room and read.". Must be. The Wig Master Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wig Master script from this web site. Plot. ", Jerry: "It's been known to happen....... telling you right Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. crest.? !”) and he helped write some of the best Seinfeld episodes ever (The Secret Code, The Wig Master, The Soup Nazi). Have you, been on the slide at Club USA it's ...intense.". I said I 'd come back Her hat gets caught in a gust of wind. ", Elaine: "Because he told a man he'd give him a discount too... ", Jerry: "Don't you see?...........It's all a big scam. Who do you think you're talking to. A man walks over the attendant and whispers in to his ears. ", Ethan: (to Elaine) "You've got really beautiful hair. Spectacular. reach Craig Stewart. Hey! Kramer picks up the hat with it? ", Charmaine: "Why don't you sit down and join us? Kramer: "Wait a minute I need those keys. is not refundable.". Search for "The Wig Master" on Amazon.com, Title: Larry David, co-creator of the series, who departed from the series after the seventh season, returned to write the script for this last episode. ", Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park? I had to write about it for Jerry: "How do you know she's not my wife? the doubt, Susan The DOUBT!! You're, there approving new clothes.....That's a girlfriend job! I really like the wig historically. ", George: "Yes, you know. I wont be able to This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED Jerry gets annoyed by his parents calling him regularly because the… really take me away..", Elaine: "Ohhh!! The Technicolor Dreamcoat. George finds a cheap parking lot but realizes that prostitutes use the cars to conduct their business. a patch of horsehair. "Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The Wig Master (season 7, episode 19) written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: April 4, 1996 Susan invites her friend, a Broadway show wig master, to stay with them. ", Jerry: "Oh Yeah we went way out and wild. I'll get you a, Elaine: "So you're giving him a discount too?". care", Charmaine: "Oh! Two guys ,sittin' laughin', Jessie: "I dunno I just didn't think you were. 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